Houston Fenk (name changed) is a Southern lady who was born and raised up in Lakeland, Florida. If you are aware of Lakeland, Florida, you might already be aware of the fact that it is one of the most stormy cities of the United States. It averages over 100 thunderstorm days in a year.

Houston is a great fan of Howard Stern but she hates him for his sexually explicit talk.

Houston was lobotomized at a young age due to her extremely erratic behavior which she is free of now. Houston is an engineer by profession. She decided to start her own business last year and is enjoying a much greater sense of satisfaction ever since she became her own boss. Her company manufactures alarm clocks for some of the popular clock brands and is quite successful ever since it was launched.

Houston thinks about money all the time. She is a great believer in luck and good fortune. One of her crazy beliefs is that cannibalistic animals must be eradicated in order to make world a happier place. She says that cannibalistic animals are inauspicious and they bring bad luck and unhappiness.

Houston thinks and talks about buying mansions, private jets and yachts all the time. She is far away from buying all those things but she already owns the best natural gas tankless water heater which I rank much higher when it comes to the utility. I remember staying sick all the time while I used to shower using the water of electric water heater. Since I started using a natural gas tankless water heater, I stay energetic and happy all the time and I feel my youthful vigor more than ever before.