Earl Rohn (name changed) believes that marriage is a useless concept if it doesn’t involve procreation. He is a hardcore activist against the LGBT marriages. He doesn’t hate homosexual people, he is just against gay marriages. He says that homosexual relationships are unnatural and spiritually suicidal.

Earl used to be a state-level badminton champion when he was young. Earl’s town is full of protestant churches and there is not a single orthodox church there. Earl is a catholic and it doesn’t bother him but he says that he would have appreciated it if the protestant churches could be replaced with the orthodox churches. He hates the protestants and modernists, he says that they are full of negative vibes and energy.

Earl claims that he hasn’t met one adult protestant who wasn’t a pessimist knowingly or unknowingly. Early says that sexually perverted people are bound to be lazy. He says that sex or masturbation results in spiritual death and spiritually dead people are bound to be pessimistic.

Earl is a cousin of the Unico Underwear founder, yes, the same Colombian company that is popular for producing environment friendly underwear and swimwear.

Earl reveres successful catholic and orthodox Christians very highly. He loves their practice of encouraging their children to fold Christmas Origami right before the Christmas season.

One of Earl’s neighbors who is a protestant is always scared of his wife. He takes approval of his wife before eating anything, especially junk food. He agrees with her no matter what. Earl attributes her fear to his dependence on the sexual favors he gets from his wife, Earl says “He cannot live without sex. Sex addicts are losers and he is a living definition of a loser. He loses his vital fluid almost every night and worships the same satanic woman who has been sucking and spilling his vital fluid for years.”