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Tough catholic gentleman kept blaming protestants for everything wrong while folding that origami

Earl Rohn (name changed) believes that marriage is a useless concept if it doesn’t involve procreation. He is a hardcore activist against the LGBT marriages. He doesn’t hate homosexual people, he is just against gay marriages. He says that homosexual relationships are unnatural and spiritually suicidal.

Earl used to be a state-level badminton champion when he was young. Earl’s town is full of protestant churches and there is not a single orthodox church there. Earl is a catholic and it doesn’t bother him but he says that he would have appreciated it if the protestant churches could be replaced with the orthodox churches. He hates the protestants and modernists, he says that they are full of negative vibes and energy.

Earl claims that he hasn’t met one adult protestant who wasn’t a pessimist knowingly or unknowingly. Early says that sexually perverted people are bound to be lazy. He says that sex or masturbation results in spiritual death and spiritually dead people are bound to be pessimistic.

Earl is a cousin of the Unico Underwear founder, yes, the same Colombian company that is popular for producing environment friendly underwear and swimwear.

Earl reveres successful catholic and orthodox Christians very highly. He loves their practice of encouraging their children to fold Christmas Origami right before the Christmas season.

One of Earl’s neighbors who is a protestant is always scared of his wife. He takes approval of his wife before eating anything, especially junk food. He agrees with her no matter what. Earl attributes her fear to his dependence on the sexual favors he gets from his wife, Earl says “He cannot live without sex. Sex addicts are losers and he is a living definition of a loser. He loses his vital fluid almost every night and worships the same satanic woman who has been sucking and spilling his vital fluid for years.”

Dentist reading hair transplant’s wiki page

Dr Cynthia Dana (name changed) is one of the strongest women I have ever known. Cynthia firmly believes that nobody can help you but yourself. She doesn’t depend upon anybody else for anything that she herself can do and she also never blames anybody else for her own issues like most others.

Even though Cynthia is so strong and intelligent, she still has to search on the Google for questions like “How to handle your Turkish husband?” “Does he cheat on me?”, etc.

Cynthia has a half-brother from an Irish mother who is a white supremacist and does nothing all day other than posting on white supremacist forums or trolling the Jews.

Cynthia is a dentist by profession and one of the very few who still only accept cash money as the consultation fee at their clinic.

Cynthia used to be small-time model during her education days and while she still looks like a model, she has been losing hair on the head. Cynthia is not so looks conscious anymore but yesterday she couldn’t resist looking at hair transplant wiki page.

Cynthia’s European, Latin, African, Indian, Turkish, Japanese male patients all dream about Cynthia in their hearts but still due to the hair loss she hasn’t recently been feeling so confident about her looks.

Cynthia has a schizophrenic step-brother who has his own crazy ideas. Sometimes this step-brother of Cynthia claims that learning to calculate is useless since the invention of calculators and teaching calculation is a conspiracy of the schools to keep their businesses running. Once he even claimed to Cynthia that he can do everything that a dentist can with the help of the Google and Youtube.

Rich Amritsar moving to Bangladesh for her MBBS

Richa Gaba (name changed) is a 20 year young girl from the city of Amritsar, Punjab, India. Richa loves doing things that others won’t usually do and she is always interested in adventures. She recently traveled to Baghdad, Iraq and loved the experience. All her friends and relatives asked her why she chose Baghdad? And her reply was as usual, “Because nobody else among my friends circle or relatives is going there.”

Richa Gaba’s parents are wealthy farm owners. They have about a thousand farmers working for them 365 days of the year. Richa Gaba was one of the first in her school to have an Apple iPhone.

Richa couldn’t get enough of listening to the song ‘Cruel Summer’ by Bananarama this summer. No, she wasn’t born in the 70s or 80s, but these summers she lost all hope after she didn’t get an admission in any medical college in India.

One of her uncles who lives in the Union Territory of Chandigarh and is a very wealthy real estate developer suggested her to try for a Bangladesh Medical College. She did and got successful. Next year, she is moving to Bangladesh for MBBS.

All Richa Gaba wants before she moves to Bangladesh for her MBBS is to attend a Yo Yo Honey Singh’s concert. Richa loves Punjabi pop and rock music. She loves the vintage Punjabi songs as well. She hates the commercialization of music but she also understands that’s the only way musicians can survive.

In my personal opinion, due to the commercialization of the music industry, more bad musicians than the good ones are making a mark in the industry and ruining this wonderful industry. Mostly, the musicians who are making it nowadays are the ones who are good are marketing and promotion, not the ones who are dedicated to the music really.

How to choose the right SEO agency for your business?

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Skepticism about the SEO service that you choose is a must have. You should always be skeptical about the SEO agency that you choose and you must always check with them periodically what are they doing about ranking your website.

SEO is a hard affair in 2018. Feel free to ask the SEO company whether they have promoted a website in your category earlier. If you are in a business that is highly competitive, then there must be hundreds if not thousands of websites in your niche already trying to rank first for the keywords that you too are trying to. Only top 10 websites can make it there.

SEO is not only about making backlinks, it consists of several things like, choosing the right domain name, on-page optimization – choosing the right and most suitable theme, putting the right pictures, writing the right content and the right number of words. Some SEO services are so idiotic that they have spun or duplicate content on their own websites. Do you think you should choose such an agency?

Right social media marketing also plays a very crucial role in ranking a website today. Some SEO companies you will find sell them short, always be very skeptical and careful about such agencies, these agencies don’t know what they are doing. SEO is not cheap in 2018, it never was.

Some SEO companies have very high prices. Most of these agencies are outsourcers that outsource the work to other SEO agencies. If you have a low budget, then don’t go for these agencies either.

The biggest symbol of a right SEO agency is whether its own website ranks good or not.

Niece lost 36 pounds within 8 months with 30 minutes exercise and Kara Keto Burn

My niece Fareeha told me about a product that she has been using for the past 8 months to lose weight and I am amazed at how effective this product is without any side effects. My niece used to weight about 186 pounds when I last met her and in our family, being overweight is not considered something to feel shy about. We are all overweight and fat which we think is okay, but the newer generation is getting very health and body conscious in our family. Fareeha is now 25 years old and she was always overweight. Now she weighs only 150 lbs and perhaps, she is the lightest adult in our family today.

I never before thought of losing weight so intensely but after looking how prettier she has become by losing 36 pounds, I thought of myself loosing the extra weight and enjoying its benefits. I asked her how much time does she spend in the gym, she told me that she spends only 1 hour in the gym for 5 days a week. I asked her “Is that enough to lose that much weight in only a matter of 8 months?” Then she told me her secret, and the secret is Kara Keto Burn. A 100% natural weight loss product like never seen before.

I have myself started taking it now and I hope for the same results as my niece. It has been 7 days already since I have been taking the Kara Keto Burn and I have already lost 500 grams. I will start going to the gym after about a couple of days. I myself hope to lose 36 pounds in 8 months. How great would that be!